last month of summer! let’s give it our all ✨✨✨
wuold u still love me if i escaped my enclosure
yeah sure. wait why are you in the hallway
im just hanging out
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they’re scared cuz under socialism strap gets you pregrant
ⓘ this post was flagged by fact checkers as truer words never been spoken
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ppl who watch bob l'eponge : did you know abt suicide de carlo tentacule
“why don’t you just…?” the answer is either money or anxiety
or the Bone Pharoh
90% of the time it’s money
10% of the time it’s the bone pharoh
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commercial: our new strawberry flavor!
really really really sad man: whats even the point
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lobbying the Olympic committee to recognize gay chicken as a real sport
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